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    <title>Appalachian Trail marker, near Kent Pond, Killington, VT</title>
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<entry>
    <title>Seeped in vs. Steeped in: it&apos;s come to that</title>
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    <published>2010-08-07T12:23:28Z</published>
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    <summary>While reading an article on a topic unrelated to the content of this blog post I noticed the author use the phrase &quot;seeped in,&quot; as in &quot;Verizon... is seeped in monopolist culture.&quot; Having no opinion as to Verizon&apos;s monopolist tendencies,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While reading <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2262952/pagenum/all/#p2">an article</a> on a topic unrelated to the content of this blog post I noticed the author use the phrase "seeped in," as in "Verizon... is seeped in monopolist culture." Having no opinion as to Verizon's monopolist tendencies, instead as I read this line I wondered to myself, "Doesn't he actually mean to say "steeped in"?</p>

<p>For a brief moment I wondered if I should muster up the necessary indignation warranted for a missing letter. But then I continued to the reader comments at the end of the article (an act which my wife has expressly forbidden me from doing because the anonymous comments at the end of articles so quickly drive me into a mindless rage) and saw that one reader--with the clearly ironic moniker "Decorum"--had the audacity to spew this vile, hate-filled rant: <br />
<blockquote>You mean "steeped in", not "seeped in".</blockquote></p>

<p>Faced with the prospect of agreeing with this anonymous hate-monger, I questioned my original assessment. Perhaps the author of the article had NOT meant to say "steeped in." Perhaps he had indeed meant to say "seeped in."</p>

<p>First I did a Google search for the phrase and what I discovered is that Google really dislikes when you search for "seeped in." If you do, Google instead <a href="http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=seeped+in">assumes you're an idiot</a> and shows you the results for "steeped in." If you go so far as to search for "seeped in vs steeped in," with the two phrases quoted, Google instead <a href="http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22seeped+in%22+vs+%22steeped+in%22">shows you results</a> for "steeped in vs steeped in." Who's the idiot now, Google? </p>

<p>Let's take a look at <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com">Merriam-Webster</a> online.</p>

<p>The third definition of <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/steeped"><strong>steeped</strong></a> is "to saturate with or subject thoroughly to (some strong or pervading influence)." The example given is "practices steeped in tradition."</p>

<p><img alt="steeping tea" src="http://www.jirdc.org/Activity%20Library/Zen_Tea/teabag.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>The second definition of <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/seeped"><strong>seeped</strong></a> is "to enter or penetrate slowly, or to become diffused or spread." The examples are: "fear of nuclear war had seeped into the national consciousness" and "a sadness seeped through his being."</p>

<p><img alt="seeping oil" src="http://www.geo.wvu.edu/~jtoro/Petroleum/petroleum_figs/seep.gif" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>First of all, the Merriam-Webster dictionary has some seriously depressing examples for the word "seep."</p>

<p>Second of all, upon reflection the verb "seep" seems both appropriate and problematic.</p>

<p>On the appropriate side, the word seep does indeed connote the slow spread of an idea or concept, such as a monopolist culture seeping through Verizon.</p>

<p>On the problematic side, seeped is an intransitive verb, and--like the above sentence--one assumes the correct usage would have the seeper seeping into the seepee, rather than the seepee seeping in the seeper. Or, less clearly, something seeps, but it is not seeped.</p>

<p>And--on the appropriate side again--what the heck did that last paragraph mean?</p>

<p>The underlying issue here is one of an accepted idiom overwhelming a non-accepted idiom. Simply because the common cliché is to talk about something being "steeped in" something else doesn't mean that to NOT use the cliché is inherently wrong. Now, if the alternative usage is grammatically incorrect then that's a different story altogether. But it is not inherently wrong, it is just wrong.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano</title>
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    <published>2010-07-28T19:12:43Z</published>
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    <summary> This book is Tragedy Porn. *** Warning: review contains more spoilers than usual! *** There is no reason to read The Solitude of Prime Numbers unless you want to bask in the psychological agony of children suffering. There is...</summary>
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<p><a href="http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780670021482,00.html?strSrchSql=The+Solitude+of+Prime+Numbers/The_Solitude_of_Prime_Numbers_Paolo_Giordano#">This book</a> is <strong>Tragedy Porn</strong>.</p>

<p>*** Warning: review contains more spoilers than usual! ***</p>

<p>There is no reason to read <em>The Solitude of Prime Numbers</em> unless you want to bask in the psychological agony of children suffering. There is no reason to read it unless you love to writhe and gasp at the possible deaths of innocents or--barring death--constant excruciating unhappiness. You must love not only tortured lives but specifically you must love tortured lives where both the self-inflicted and externally-inflicted torture of these lives can all be tied back to key mistakes from which no one can ever hope to be redeemed.</p>

<p>It reminds me of the first book I ever cataloged as part of my book tracking project: <em><a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2004/09/the-story-of-lu.html">The Story of Lucy Gault</a></em> by William Trevor, another master of Tragedy Porn.</p>

<p>My wife brought this little bundle of misery home from the library and I was snookered into reading it because of the presence of math in the title. Who doesn't love books with math in the title? The use of math as a framework from which to structure a novel appeals to me. Prime numbers are especially alluring. My wife, in fact, once determined that it would be her life's work to study prime numbers. This was at a very young age, however, and it has turned out not to be her life's work. And, indeed, it was after only five pages into the book that I turned to my wife and said, "You will not like this book, nor will you be able to get past the fifth page." My wife, you see, does like prime numbers but does NOT like to read about the inexplicably drawn out suffering of children.</p>

<p><a href="http://schools-wikipedia.org/wp/p/Prime_number.htm"><img alt="prime numbers" title="The distribution of all the prime numbers in the range of 1 to 76,800, from left to right and top to bottom, where each pixel represents a number. Black pixels mean that number is prime and white means it is not prime." src="http://schools-wikipedia.org/images/231/23137.png" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></a></p>

<p>BEWARE: Just because the title references prime numbers does not mean math is actually a metaphorical force in the text. Yes, one of the protagonists eventually becomes a mathematician, but he might as well have become a physicist or a <em>chemist</em> for all the relevance his career has to the story. The book jacket blurb has a lovely little bit about how, like prime numbers, the main characters are misfits who "seem destined to be alone." But this is more mathematical metaphor on the inside cover of the book than exists in the book itself. Oh, and let me spoil it for you: they do not just SEEM destined to be alone, they actually ARE destined to be alone. Because no one gets a happy ending in this piece of tragic manipulation.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Lake of the Long Sun by Gene Wolfe</title>
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    <published>2010-07-23T01:20:23Z</published>
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    <summary>Continuing the journey hoisted upon me by an unfeeling editor, I have completed the second book in the four part Land of the Long Sun series. Two interesting notes unrelated to the text: 1) There does not appear to be...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/nightside-the-l.html">Continuing</a> the journey hoisted upon me by an <a href="http://thisrecording.com">unfeeling editor</a>, I have completed the second book in the four part <em>Land of the Long Sun</em> series.  </p>

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<p>Two interesting notes unrelated to the text:</p>

<p>1) There does not appear to be a full sized image of the book cover on the internet, at least not one easily accessible by a Google <a href="http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q="Lake%20of%20the%20Long%20Sun"">image search</a>. I have therefore dutifully scanned in the cover of my book, a mass market paperback I had to buy from a third-party seller on Amazon for 3 dollars. So henceforth I say: <strong>"Let this image be available to all!"</strong></p>

<p>2) In my review of the last book, I described the series as a "quadrilogy." That turns out not to be a real word. The proper term for a four-book series is "tetralogy." My apologies.</p>

<p><a href="http://dangerousintersection.org/2006/04/12/oil-tetris/"><img alt="Tetris" title="Each tetris piece has four blocks!" src="http://dangerousintersection.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tetris%20-%20unsafe.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="200" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"><br />
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<p>Since I am reading all four books, responsibility will eventually force me to craft an overall theory of these novels--indeed, of the entire body of science fiction. But for now I rest. To speak too much too soon would be like the Academy having awarded a Best Picture Oscar to the second <em>Lord of the Rings</em> movie (to keep our analogies it in the SF/F genre). </p>

<p>But fear not: I do indeed have such a theory brewing. I will let it steep until the completion of book three. In the meantime, I will say this: the second book was better than the first. Less action and more talk, by which I mean: less meaningless plot and more character development. Plus: still lots of action. And it makes one wonder: how many colons can I work into one paragraph?</p>]]>
        
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    <title>PAW PUNCH BIRDS</title>
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    <published>2010-07-16T02:27:33Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-16T02:38:19Z</updated>

    <summary>My sister-in-law--using a Martha Stewart Craft Punch and a back issue of PAW--whipped this together while simultaneously eating pizza and conversing with her family....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My sister-in-law--using a Martha Stewart Craft Punch and a back issue of <a href="http://paw.princeton.edu/">PAW</a>--whipped this together while simultaneously eating pizza and conversing with her family.</p>

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    <title><![CDATA[Ghosts by C&eacute;sar Aira]]></title>
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    <published>2010-07-08T01:31:36Z</published>
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    <summary>As sometimes happens when I obsessively read a lot of one author&apos;s books in a row, I take decreasing pleasure in each one. Is that because (a) I read the books in order of best to worst, since I start...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>As sometimes happens when I obsessively read a lot of one author's books in a row, I take  decreasing pleasure in each one. Is that because (a) I read the books in order of best to worst, since I start with the better known or most marketed texts and branch out from there, or (b) too much of a good thing? Probably a little of both.</p>

<p>At least it's my favorite cover! So simple yet such an impact.</p>

<p><img alt="Ghosts" title="Ghosts" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tjASYlG1L.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p><em><a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/AiraGhosts.html">Ghosts</a></em> really covers all the different literature-metaphors I've discussed in Aira's past books: <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/how-i-became-a.html">reality vs fantasy</a>, <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/an-episode-in-t.html">the part making up the whole</a>, and <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/05/the-literary-co.html">the inescapable influence of the past on the present</a>. Like <em>An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter</em>, a different artform is used as an stand-in for literature, in this case it is architecture. Plus there are ghosts. But a lot of this literary content doesn't seem quite as well woven into the story. In fact, halfway through the book the text breaks for a treatise on the architecture of different nomadic peoples and how their arrangement of huts symbolizes their respective cultures. While it's interesting--especially when you read it as a not-so-subtle metaphor for the evolution of novels--I'm not sure what it's doing there, how it is connected to the larger story, and who the narrator is even supposed to be.</p>

<p>The thing is that aside from the ghosts and aside from the architectural asides, I think this is some of Aira's strongest writing. The description of the construction workers and then later the multi-layered activity and conversation of the large Chilean family is fantastic and engaging and alternatingly light-hearted and moving. The supernatural ghosts fit quite naturally into the story, even if they seem at times to exist solely so Aira can tackle grander themes than simple family interaction. But are simple family interactions beneath him? He demonstrates such an immense talent for writing about it.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.diarioperfil.com.ar/edimp/0259/articulo.php?art=7308&ed=0259"><img alt="Aira in a tub" src="http://www.diarioperfil.com.ar/edimp/0259/img/aira.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="450" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></a></p>

<p>This is the last available Aira book in English translation, so I guess I am done with Aira for now.</p>

<p>(As of today, according to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesar_Aira">Aira's Wikipedia page</a> there is one other translated book called <em>The Hare</em>, but there is no mention of the book on the <a href="http://www.serpentstail.com/">alleged publisher's</a> website and I can only find it via third-party sellers for hundreds of dollars. I have trouble believing that 38% of the people who visit the Amazon page for <em>The Hare</em> end up buying it for over $500. Either that algorithm is counting  sales from a time when it was available for a cheaper price or that algorithm is incorrect.)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Adventures in the American Judicial System, or, That Will Teach Me for Registering to Vote</title>
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    <published>2010-07-01T20:03:06Z</published>
    <updated>2010-07-01T22:53:20Z</updated>

    <summary>The first thing the judge said: &quot;No blogging or tweeting about your jury duty.&quot; It&apos;s over now, so the court-ordered silence lifts and I can emerge blinking and squinting into the great bright light of irrelevant public disclosure. The experience...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The first thing the judge said: "No blogging or tweeting about your jury duty." </p>

<p>It's over now, so the court-ordered silence lifts and I can emerge blinking and squinting into the great bright light of irrelevant public disclosure. The experience carried both annoyance and knowledge, but in the aftermath of a trial I am glad to have carried out my civic responsibilities. My case lasted just four days--not including jury selection--and that was four days longer than it should have lasted.</p>

<p>My white collar criminal case involved government corruption, but on a small scale of minor "official misconduct." It involved stacks of invoices, purchase orders, bills of lading, expense reimbursement forms, employee reviews, budget spreadsheets, and one PowerPoint presentation. Essentially, it was like going to work every day.</p>

<p><u>Things I learned during jury selection:</u><br />
<ul><br />
<li>Based on an admittedly small sample group, seven out of twelve American citizens <em>do not believe in the presumption of innocence</em>. If more Americans believed in this fundamental right then I would not have ended up serving on a jury. Who are all these people who don't believe in the presumption of innocence? Didn't they attend grade school? Why don't they move to England? And is it possible they are lying simply to get out of jury duty? Which brings me to the second thing I learned during jury selection...</li></p>

<p><li>A lot of people are willing to lie to a judge during jury selection. Who are these people? It works out in the end, I suppose. There are two types of people you don't want sitting on a jury: (1) people who don't believe in the presumption of innocence and (2) liars. When you tell the judge you don't believe in the presumption of innocence, it really doesn't matter whether or not you are telling the truth, because either way you have proved you are unfit to sit on a jury. But, seriously, are there no repercussions for such things? Each time the judge dismissed someone you could hear the disgust in her voice. But she's a judge, and she doesn't get to slap potential jurists in public.</li><br />
</ul></p>

<p><u>Things I learned waiting for the trial to start each day:</u></p>

<ul>
<li>There is also apparently no penalty for jurists showing up really late repeatedly, aside from some sharp words. I'm trying to calculate the money lost (both private and public dollars) due to one guy who came two hours late every day. This whole trial would have been over one or possibly two days earlier if we had not been delayed two or more hours every morning. So that's eleven other jurists missing extra work plus the entire court system grinding to a halt.</li>

<p><li>One can get a <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/bad-nature-or-w.html">lot</a> <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/an-episode-in-t.html">of</a> <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/nightside-the-l.html">reading</a> <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/how-i-became-a.html">done</a> while waiting for a trial to begin each morning.</li><br />
</ul></p>

<p><u>Things I learned during the course of the trial:</u></p>

<ul>

<p><li>Juries are important. As the defense attorney stressed, the government can pretty much <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2008/02/the-trial-by-fr.html">do anything it wants to do</a> to anyone they want to do it to, but before they can make it permanent they have to <em>get through us first</em>. It was gratifying to be able to quickly turn around a Not Guilty verdict for a woman who was clearly <em>Not Guilty</em>.</li></p>

<p><li>Some of the stuff you see on Law & Order actually happens. Such as sleazy witnesses threatened with charges for other crimes and then given sweet deals by district attorneys  to testify against someone else.</li></p>

<p><li>Juries don't get the whole picture. There simply <em>must have been</em> some bigger story we never got to hear, because I can not begin to understand why this case came to trial otherwise. Either the defendant was some kind of crazy serial killer and this was the only thing the government could get past the grand jury (kind of like bringing Al Capone down via tax evasion) or--way, way more likely--some politically powerful person had an ax to grind and pushed to get these trumped up minor charges investigated over a flabbergasting six year period.</li></p>

<p><li>After a six year investigation you'd think the Inspector General's office would be able to come up with something better than a charge that amounted to roughly three thousand dollars worth of discounts and for which they had virtually no evidence whatsoever. But you'd be wrong to think so.</li></p>

</ul>

<p><u>Things I learned at the end of the trial:</u></p>

<ul>

<p><li>It's nice to be on a trial where the only injured party is the defendant and where you can take a small step towards healing that injury by judging her Not Guilty.</li></p>

<p><li>Also, when the defendant, her children, and a roomful of friends and family members begin sobbing tears of joy and relief after they hear your judgement of Not Guilty, it's really hard to not start crying yourself. I'm very good at separating emotion from logic when necessary (I have an engineering degree); had the evidence shown guilt I would have voted Guilty. But--putting the logical side away and bringing out the emotional side--I am very, very, very happy to have been given the chance to clear an innocent woman's name.<br />
</li></p>

</ul>

<p>I'm not going to post any links or names or details about the case (though it was covered by multiple New York Times* articles) because I'd like to protect what's left of this innocent women's privacy. She lost her job when indicted, and it's not clear whether she'll be rehired. As far as I can tell, the biggest loser here is New York City, which lost an intelligent, hard working, efficient, well respected, well liked, and <em>honest</em> public servant. I wish her the best and hope she finds renewed success in whatever she does next.</p>

<p>* Okay, but only in the "Region" section.</p>

<p><img alt="Stone Owl Mailbox" src="http://www.smcstone.com/images/59_19.gif" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Is Nostalgia for Advertising Unique to My Generation?</title>
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    <published>2010-06-27T19:08:31Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-27T19:15:41Z</updated>

    <summary>For no reason other than Sunday afternoon laziness, I tracked down a ten-year old teaser advertisement for the Volkswagen Beetle convertible. This ad came out the same time my job had me spending 50% of my time in West Des...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>For no reason other than Sunday afternoon laziness, I tracked down a ten-year old teaser advertisement for the Volkswagen Beetle convertible. This ad came out the same time my job had me spending 50% of my time in West Des Moines, Iowa, in an office building that reminded me very much of the one in the commercial.</p>

<p>With so many ads at the time depicting my generation as rejecting work and adulthood for some imaginary endless youth, it was nice to one that embraced the realities of becoming a productive member of society with just a hint of ennui.</p>

<p>It did not inspire me to purchase a VW Beetle convertible, but I appreciated the quality of the ad nonetheless.</p>

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<entry>
    <title><![CDATA[Bad Nature, or With Elvis in Mexico by Javier Mar&iacute;as]]></title>
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    <published>2010-06-26T19:52:19Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-26T20:34:05Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Is everything published by New Directions a novella, or am I the victim of selection bias? The only books I've read from ND have been either (a) C&eacute;sar Aira, an author who works primarily in novella form or (b) part...]]></summary>
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        <name>MixedMetaphors.net</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is everything published by <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/home.html">New Directions</a> a novella, or am I the victim of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selection_bias">selection bias</a>? The only books I've read from ND have been either (a) <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/movabletype/mt-search.cgi?blog_id=1&tag=Cesar%20Aira">C&eacute;sar Aira</a>, an author who works primarily in novella form  or (b) part of the <a href="http://ndpublishing.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/new-pearl-series/">Pearl</a> series, a series dedicated to short works, so I have to conclude that the problem is indeed my own limited exposure to this particular imprint. I intend to broaden this view in the near future.</p>

<p><img alt="Bad Nature" title="Bad Nature" src="http://ndpublishing.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/badnature.png" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>Also part of the Pearl Series, <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/MariasBadNature.html"><em>Bad Nature, or With Elvis in Mexico</em></a> is really a long short story rather than a novella, perfect subway literature for those of us who don't own electronic reading devices. The title led me to expect something slightly absurd or surreal, but in fact the book is a piece of realist fiction. Actually, looking at the definition of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realist_fiction">literary realism</a> on Wikipedia (a source I would never doubt), such fiction opts "for depictions of everyday and banal activities and experiences." Since <em>Bad Nature</em> involves Elvis, Mexico, and gangsters I wouldn't really consider the recorded activities "everyday" or "banal." So I don't know what to call it. </p>

<p>Brief diversion: Should I avoid posting such thoughts as above that reveal my ignorance? One day somebody is going to go back and read this blog (hello to that person!) and conclude that I never have any idea what I am talking about. Well, to that person I say (aside from the previous "hello"): You are correct, I do not.</p>

<p><img alt="Javier Mar&iacute;as" title="Javier Mar&iacute;as" src="http://cinedenuncajamas.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/marias1.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>Unlike C&eacute;sar Aira, for whom only four or five books appear to be translated into English (the fourth which I am about to read), Javier Mar&iacute;as has many more titles available in my dominant language, most of them translated by Margaret Jull Costa and published by New Directions. (Once again: thanks to New Directions for rocking the house!)</p>

<p>Also, part of Javier Mar&iacute;as' biography reads like fiction. Apparently, he is the King of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Redonda">Redonda</a>, a half-imaginary/half-real kingdom on an uninhabited Caribbean island. Concerned that Wikipedia was playing a hoax on me (or had been hoaxed itself) I did independent research, and if you have access to and trust the Financial Times, then the story <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/f3a1179e-8371-11dc-b042-0000779fd2ac.html">checks out</a>. My new goal in life is to receive a Redondan title.</p>

<p><img alt="Flag of the Kingdom of Redonda" title="Flag of the Kingdom of Redonda" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Flag_of_the_Kingdom_of_Redonda.svg/800px-Flag_of_the_Kingdom_of_Redonda.svg.png" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title><![CDATA[An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter by C&eacute;sar Aira]]></title>
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    <published>2010-06-25T19:55:41Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-25T20:41:40Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I'm tearing through C&eacute;sar Aira novels. Around one hundred pages each, the more appropriate term would be novellas, so don't start thinking I acquired some kind of super human speed reading power. An Episode in the Life of a Landscape...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm tearing through C&eacute;sar Aira novels. Around one hundred pages each, the more appropriate term would be <em>novellas</em>, so don't start thinking I acquired some kind of super human speed reading power.</p>

<p><em><a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/airalandscape.html">An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter</a></em> is my least favorite <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/how-i-became-a.html">so</a> <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/05/the-literary-co.html">far</a>, but that's not an insult. A better way to say it:  <em>An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter</em> is my third favorite. Because they are all immediate favorites.</p>

<p><img alt="An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter" title="An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5184X7BMF7L.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>Let's also take a moment and thank <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/home.html">New Directions Publishing Corp.</a> for being an excellent press putting out (among other things) literature in translation that would otherwise be unavailable. I bought this book and Aira's <em>Ghosts</em> directly from them rather than through a third party and the books showed up in two days. How is that for service?</p>

<p><img alt="New Directions Publishing Corp." title="Support New Directions!" src="http://www.ndpublishing.com/IMAGES/images/newheader.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="500" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>The book follows the artist Johan Moritz Rugendas through an eventful and calamitous trip through Argentina. It's told in the style of "over-researched biography meets stuffy travelogue" and yet I found myself glued to the page. The mock academic tone kept me smiling and made me think continuously of Borges, which is obviously the case for everyone else as well since few reviews on Aira fail to compare the two.</p>

<p><img alt="Cesar Aira" title="Cesar Aira" src="http://bombsite.com/images/attachments/0002/9486/airafoto2_body.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p><em>The Literary Conference</em> uses cloning vs. sexual reproduction as a metaphor for literary evolution, <em>How I Became a Nun</em> looks at the blending of reality and fantasy in the creation of art, and <em>An Episode in the Life of a Landscape Painter</em> has it's own related theme. This book's core statement is that any individual unit of art is a microcosm of the larger whole. All paintings are represented by one painting. One painting is represented by one figure in the painting. One figure is represented by a single brush-stroke. This translates to literature as well. The whole of literature is contained in one book, in one sentence, in one word. In the novel, the titular landscape painter actually follows an explicit school of art that actively attempts to capture the repetition across a painting, but I think it's fair to see this as a metaphor for a writer's unintentional duplication of all other literature and art. Essentially, the same theme as <em>The Literary Conference</em> but told in a different way.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Nightside the Long Sun by Gene Wolfe</title>
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    <id>tag:www.mixedmetaphors.net,2010://1.579</id>

    <published>2010-06-24T11:34:18Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-24T23:22:55Z</updated>

    <summary>In This Recording&apos;s epic and disputed countdown of The 100 Greatest SFF Novels of All Time, Gene Wolfe&apos;s The Book of the Long Sun quadrilogy took the top spot. (Note that both the list and the dispute qualify as epic.)...</summary>
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        <name>MixedMetaphors.net</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In <a href="http://thisrecording.com/">This Recording</a>'s epic and disputed countdown of <a href="http://thisrecording.com/today/2010/1/18/in-which-we-count-down-the-100-greatest-science-fiction-or-f.html">The 100 Greatest SFF Novels of All Time</a>, Gene Wolfe's The Book of the Long Sun quadrilogy took the top spot. (Note that both the list and the dispute qualify as epic.) </p>

<p>TR's editor-in-chief asked me--the sporadically-contributing books editor for that blog--to provide a fresh perspective on the series. Actually, he handed me the first book and threatened me with ostracization were I not to read it immediately. </p>

<p><img alt="Nightside the Long Sun" title="Nightside the Long Sun" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512iT1sX8XL.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>I will craft a full review on the series once it is complete, but in the meantime I have the following statements to make.</p>

<p>First: DO NOT READ THE PUBLISHERS WEEKLY REVIEW on the Amazon.com page for this book. It blatantly gives away plot points that are merely hinted at in this first novel of four. Part of the fun of reading science fiction of this order is the slow reveal of greater concepts. Thank you for ruining this for me in the first sentence of the review.</p>

<p>Second: This book feeds directly into my current internal conflict between genre vs. literary fiction. An epic post (there's that word again) will soon reveal itself on this site.</p>

<p><img alt="Gene Wolfe" title="Gene Wolfe" src="http://www.themodernword.com/scriptorium/wolfe.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>Third: While I enjoyed this book, I'd say a good third of the pages dwell on the protagonist's attempt to break into one particular house. That's way too much. It strangely reminded me of 7 pages in Beckett's <em><a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2005/11/molloy-by-samue.html">Molloy</a></em> where the protagonist tries to determine in which pockets to put his "sucking stones," in that I spent a lot of time reading something that could have probably been summed up in two sentences. In Beckett's case he is intentionally lampooning his reader, I think. Anyway, I hope for a little more character development in the next Long Sun book or at least a broader view of the world.</p>

<p>Fourth: This book demonstrates one of the major reasons I don't read more science fiction and/or fantasy: I can't stand getting involved in multi-book series. Which books do I read next? Does this series come before or after the <em>Book of the New Sun</em> series? What about the <em>Book of the Short Sun</em> series? Do I need to read those series before I read this series? And goodness forbid I start reading a series by a living author that is incomplete and then have to wait for years for him or her to publish the next book. Why can't SFF authors write self-contained novels (which <em>Nightside the Long Sun</em> is definitely not)?</p>

<p>I will get around to creating an MS Paint version of Gene Wolfe's head with a future book.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title><![CDATA[How I Became a Nun by C&eacute;sar Aira]]></title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/how-i-became-a.html" />
    <id>tag:www.mixedmetaphors.net,2010://1.578</id>

    <published>2010-06-22T02:01:44Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-22T03:05:17Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Oh, man, I am going totally gaga over C&eacute;sar Aira. How I Became a Nun is dark and charming and fantastical and funny. If I had to judge it against The Literary Conference I'd probably put it in second place,...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh, man, I am going totally gaga over C&eacute;sar Aira. <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/airahowibecame.html"><em>How I Became a Nun</em></a> is dark and charming and fantastical and funny. If I had to judge it against <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/05/the-literary-co.html"><em>The Literary Conference</em></a> I'd probably put it in second place, but the first book one reads by an author always holds a special place of reverence so it's not really a fair fight. Regardless,  I definitely need to <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/AiraGhosts.html">read</a> <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/airalandscape.html">more</a> of his work. I know I have a huge stack of books waiting for me, but the time comes when a man must drop his arbitrary reading list and focus on one wonderful author.</p>

<p><img alt="How I Became a Nun" title="How I Became a Nun" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4120FBEFK2L.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="300" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>Like <em>The Literary Conference</em>, <em>How I Became a Nun</em> features a protagonist named C&eacute;sar Aira. In this case, the fictional C&eacute;sar Aira is a six-year old child of nebulous (or, really, of shifting) gender.</p>

<p>This novel is clearly fictional, though at least the critical opening event makes some reference to an actual wave of cyanide poisonings that occurred in Latin America in the 1950's. But a <em>very</em> intriguing discrepancy in the novel's description materializes between the publishers notes and the Publishers Weekly review.</p>

<p>The <a href="http://www.ndpublishing.com/books/airahowibecame.html">publisher's notes</a> refer to the novel as:<br />
<blockquote>...César Aira's astounding "autobiographical" novel.</blockquote><br />
Note the quotes around the word "autobiographical."</p>

<p>The Publishers Weekly review (at least as quoted on numerous <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Became-Nun-César-Aira/dp/0811216314/">book</a> <a href="http://www.powells.com/biblio/65-9780811216319-2">seller</a> sites) refers to the novel as:<br />
<blockquote>...this slim autobiographical novel.</blockquote><br />
Note the <em>absense</em> of quotes around the word "autobiographical!"</p>

<p>Did Publishers Weekly misread the sarcasm quotes employed by the publisher and misinterpret this as an <em>actual</em> autobiographical novel? Did Publishers Weekly misunderstand the significance of quotation marks? Even if some of the events in the novel did happen to Cesar Aira it is clearly NOT an autobiography. </p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Cesar Aira.jpg" title="Cesar Aira rendered via Microsoft Paint" src="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/21/Cesar%20Aira.jpg" width="250" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p>(Other note: This also calls into question the reality of the 1950's cyanide poisonings because my only proof that such a thing occurred comes from the Publishers Weekly review. To be fair, the possibility also exists that Publishers Weekly included the quoted word and at some point everyone else dropped the modifying marks.)</p>

<p>I'm not quite sure I understand the title and I'm not quite sure I understand the multi-sided gender perspective, but I love it all. The theme seems to be a blending of reality and fantasy, though I don't yet have an overall "theory of the novel" in the same way I did for his last one. The book (also like <em>The Literary Conference</em>) is short--only 115 pages--and can be consumed easily in one long sitting, especially if you have to sit in a large room waiting for a jury duty assignment.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Reshaping Land into Waves</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/06/reshaping-land.html" />
    <id>tag:www.mixedmetaphors.net,2010://1.576</id>

    <published>2010-06-20T20:02:41Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-20T20:21:38Z</updated>

    <summary>I spent Saturday at Storm King Art Center in Mountainville, NY, a sculpture &quot;landscape&quot; about an hour from New York City....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I spent Saturday at <a href="http://www.stormking.org/">Storm King Art Center</a> in Mountainville, NY, a sculpture "landscape" about an hour from New York City.</p>

<p><img alt="Free Ride Home by Kenneth Snelson" title="Free Ride Home by Kenneth Snelson" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4717511932_283ccda9d8.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="500" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p><img alt="" title="" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4717510648_23ce0da236.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="500" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

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    <title>Kindle Complaint Part II: Amazon Is the Source of the Problem</title>
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    <published>2010-06-16T19:36:48Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-16T20:44:17Z</updated>

    <summary>In a previous post I described why I felt the Kindle has led to an erosion of Amazon&apos;s brand. A &quot;friend&quot; pointed out that their full-throttle Kindle push results from the fact that this is a fight for their life...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In a <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/05/im-sick-of-amaz.html">previous post</a> I described why I felt the Kindle has led to an erosion of Amazon's brand. </p>

<p>A "friend" pointed out that their full-throttle Kindle push results from the fact that this is a fight for their life in the eBook land-grab. They have to get as large a percent of the market as possible for the Kindle format, otherwise Amazon's core business of Books will gradually be eaten up by Apple and other eBook retailers (just as their other core business of DVD sales is gradually getting eaten by iTunes).</p>

<p><img alt="Kindle and Gladwell" title="Kindle and Gladwell: the two things I complain about most." src="http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kindle/turing/photos/tlg-md-img-05._SX320_V192549125_.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>My "friend" has a point. With several competing eReaders out there pushing proprietary formats, Amazon has to gobble up as much of the market as possible. Unlike Sony or Apple, Amazon risks not only losing out on future eBook revenue, but as buyers move to electronic versions the company also risks losing their traditional revenue from physical book sales.</p>

<p>I still blame Amazon, however. Why? Because it's Amazon who has made this a winner-take-all landscape in the first place.</p>

<p><img alt="Nook" title="Buy a Nook!" src="http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/9875/9875424_sa.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="200" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>By making their eBook format proprietary to the Kindle, Amazon announced there would be one eBook reader and one only. Instead of selling eBooks to everyone, Amazon sells eBooks exclusively for Kindle readers. As others follow Amazon's lead, it means when a consumer buys a competing product Amazon can no longer sell books to that consumer. So if Amazon loses your Kindle business, they lose your future book business too.</p>

<p>(There are exceptions, of course. A Kindle app exists for the iPad and the iPhone, but that's only the case as long as Apple allows it. There's no reason to suspect Apple won't reject the Kindle reader on their devices in the future.)</p>

<p><img alt="iPad" title="Don't buy this either!" src="http://images.apple.com/ipad/features/images/overview_safari_20100414.png" class="mt-image-center" width="200" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>If instead Amazon had gone the alternate route and utilized an open standard for the Kindle eBook format, the current marketplace would be very different. Amazon could have helped direct the entire eBook market towards such open standards... other emerging devices would have felt pressure to conform (though I doubt anything would have encouraged Apple to take an open-format approach). In this version of the world, even if the Kindle failed to become the long-term leader in the space, Amazon could continue selling eBooks to consumers of other eBook Readers.</p>

<p>To be fair, this would be much less lucrative and Amazon would have much less power. It's easy for publishers to distribute their own eBooks when no physical object needs to be constructed, warehoused, and shipped. Amazon would have to rely on its status as a trusted aggregator of reviews, recommendations, and trends to continue to draw customers. But this trusted position is exactly what Amazon has <a href="http://www.mixedmetaphors.net/2010/05/im-sick-of-amaz.html">sacrificed</a>.</p>

<p>Amazon deserves credit for giving the eBook market traction. The Sony eReader had been around for a while and it <em>did</em> take an open standards approach. But did anyone take eBooks seriously before the Kindle?</p>

<p><img alt="Sony eReader" title="Buy a Sony eReader!" src="http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/9492/9492667_sa.jpg" class="mt-image-center" width="200" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"></p>

<p>The interesting thing is that with digital music Amazon was the second mover and they took the opposite side of this issue. Apple sold iPod-proprietary music with tight DRM; Amazon pushed the market for change by selling DRM-free MP3 files instead. I'm not too worked up about the Kindle because eventually the same thing will happen with eBooks. In the meantime, unfortunately (and unlike music), there are no easy tricks to take a proprietary eBook and convert it to an open standard--at least none I know.</p>

<p>In summary: I agree Amazon is fighting to preserve its core business as books shift to a new medium. But I also think it is largely BECAUSE of Amazon that this new medium is an all-or-nothing game.</p>

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<entry>
    <title>Martin Amis on This Recording</title>
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    <published>2010-06-16T14:29:53Z</published>
    <updated>2010-06-16T14:34:02Z</updated>

    <summary>My review-ish post about Amis&apos; The Pregnant Widow has been republished on This Recording....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My review-ish post about Amis' The Pregnant Widow has been <a href="http://thisrecording.com/today/2010/6/16/in-which-martin-amis-references-almost-everything.html">republished</a> on This Recording.</p>

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