Previously: [Part I]
Currently: [King Arthur is in a dimly lit, poorly furnished study. He has a pen in his hand but he is not writing, rather he is staring blankly forward. Sir Knight enters, in full knight garb. King Arthur turns to him and reacts in surprise and pleasure. Sir Knight does not look happy.]
King Arthur: Sir Knight! How good of you to come! Have a seat. Let me get you some tea.
[King Arthur hasn't left his seat. Sir Knight waves off the tea anyway.]
Sir Knight: It's taken ages to find you.
KA: I've been especially well hidden, haven't I? Though I suppose there's no stopping old friends.
SK: I'm afraid I'm here on business.
KA: Business? You wouldn't happen to be an agent now, would you?
SK: No, I still work at the pleasure of the king. The NEW king.
KA: Oh, yes, King King. What's he up to these days?
SK: His first order of business was to have you tracked down and killed for abdicating the throne.
KA: Ah.
SK: So I'm afraid you're going to have to come with me.
KA: But I'm almost done with my novel.
SK: Sorry.
KA: Please, it just needs a bit of rewriting and it'll be ready for publication, I'm sure of it. That's all I ask for. Just a month to finish, then maybe one or two more months to do rewrites and polish up the language a bit. After that I'll just need the summer to really tie it all together and rework the ending. Then, I promise, I'll come without complaint.
SK: You'll come with me now.
KA: Yes, but with complaint. You wouldn't want complaint, would you?
SK: I've got my orders.
KA: Why would King King want to have me killed, anyway?
SK: Because you abdicated your throne.
KA: Yes, but, don't you think as the new king, King King would want to show me lenience, just in case one day he abdicates the throne as well. He's setting a bad precedent for himself.
SK: King King is not planning on abdicating.
KA: But just in case.
SK: Look, he can't just let you get away with it. You have to be punished. For the stability of the kingdom. The people need to know that the king is as burdened by his noble obligation to the crown as they are by their poverty, sickness, and general hopelessness. It gives the system balance. If being the king was simply a fun dalliance anyone could do for a while and then stop doing when it got boring, well, then EVERYONE would want to be the king.
KA: Everyone DOES want to be the king!
SK: Not you.
KA: Oh, yes. True. You've got me there. But I'm talking in general. You know what I mean. Most people.
SK: Okay, sure. Yes, most people want to be the king. But do they REALLY want to be the king? It's just like how everyone wants to be a professional athlete. Kids hang up posters of famous jousters on their bedroom walls and dream about jousting one day. But when they realize how difficult it is and how much sacrifice it takes, when they learn about the ten hour days of practice, see how the big-league jousters skip school and college and normal lives to focus on the sport... people want the glory but not the price that comes with it, so they go on with their lives. If you take away the price... suddenly the whole system breaks down.
KA: So King King wants me killed for the good of the system?
SK: I'm afraid that's how it is.
KA: What about my great Camelotian novel?
SK: It'll have to be put aside for now.
KA: You mean forever.
SK: Yes, I'm afraid so.
KA: How did you find me, anyway?
SK: The anonymous letters to the editor about how King Arthur should be given a full pardon and a book deal.
KA: Oh. It was that obvious?
SK: Yes.
KA: Just when I was getting my start.
SK: You've had some success?
KA: Well, I had a short story published in a new online limited-distribution literary journal. Nothing fancy, but it was nice to see my name in print. Otherwise I've been doing ad copy for a ladies magazine to pay the bills. But stuff is being passed around. I'm sure success is right around the corner.
SK: Was it worth leaving the throne?
KA: I often ask myself the same question.
SK: And what do you say?
KA: Yes.
SK: Even when your head is on the chopping block?
KA: I don't take the rejection notices that personally.
SK: I mean the literal chopping block. You're going to be executed for your crimes.
KA: Oh, right. It was still worth it.
SK: What about when you sit up in the middle of the night alone in bed with fear in your heart that you'll never be a successful writer, that you're fooling yourself into believing you can make this sham work, that you gave up a promising career for nothing, that you'll never get the fame or recognition you've dreamt about, and that, worst of all, you're not even very talented?
[King Arthur is silent.]
SK: Well? Is it worth it then?
KA: Would it have been better otherwise, sitting on my throne, failing to change the world? Can you tell me whether my life means more or less as a failed king or as a failed writer?
SK: I don't know.
KA: You, Sir Knight, most sucessful of knights, what have you done to change the world?
[Pause.]
SK: Nothing.
[King Arthur rises.]
KA: I'm ready to go now.
[Pause.]
SK: You weren't a failure as king.
KA: That gives me little respite.
SK: Many people would have glady laid down their lives for you. To be you. I would have glady laid down my life for you.
KA: I wouldn't have asked you to do that.
SK: That's why I would have.
KA: That's your job. You'd lay down your life for any king.
SK: But not gladly.
KA: It wouldn't be worth it.
SK: No one lays down his life for a writer.
KA: That's where you're wrong.
SK: Who in the history of humankind has laid down his life for a writer?
KA: I have. Gladly.
[THE END]